If you’re ever feeling really embarrassed just remember that today my friend took out his wallet to pay for his lunch and while he was counting his change a condom fell out on the table in front of the lunch lady.
one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
get comfy
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
And, my favorite, the humble music major.
(Source: bepeu)
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
(Source: slutcentre)
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
